Humor Injections: A Humor and Healthcare Blog

Archive for October, 2009

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder…Sometimes

Here is a story sent to me by Kelly Stephens:

I was working for an Optometrist that was located in a mall while going to college. In through the door walked an elderly male. He said he heard that he could get his prescription read off of his glasses and get a new pair made next door in less than an hour.

Well, I had to ask the normal questions such as, “When was your last eye examination?”, “How is your vision?”, etc?

He told me that his last eye exam was years ago and that he could see just fine. I could tell that the glasses were really old. He kept asking, “What is your name and will I get new glasses today?”

I said, “I am Kelly and I hope so.”

I thought to myself that this man is really demanding but I didn’t feel right just reading the prescription and sending him on his way next door to Lenscrafters. Therefore, I told him that he needed to have his eyes checked and to fill out the paperwork.

He was really “pissed off” with Kelly. He told me he couldn’t afford it and that he had fields he needed to go plant.

I asked him if he had a Medicare card and he said, “No, I don’t have any cards. I pay by check or cash.”

I said, “Do you have a red, white, and blue card in your wallet with your social security number on it?”

He said, “Yes.”

He pulled out the card and I took him back into the exam room. His blood pressure was high and his eye pressure was high which is a major sign for glaucoma. After being called everything but a white woman, I got him into the exam chair and told him the doctor would be in soon.

After the exam, the doctor called one of his family members and said that the man couldn’t drive and that someone needed to come get him. He also said that the man needed to go to the local Eye Institute. So, his daughter came and got him. When he left, he was still cursing at me.

Six weeks later, he walked in the door of our office. I told my co-workers that I was going to the back because I didn’t want to deal with him again.

He insisted on seeing that “pretty girl named Kelly” so I went up to the front and he said, “Are you Kelly?”

I said, “Yes.”

He said, “Really? Well, thank you. You sure were a lot prettier before I got my cataracts removed and my glaucoma treated but I thank you that I can now see to plant my crops and I still have my driver’s license.

Later, I was told my the doctor and my co workers that I am a very pretty person both on the inside AND outside!

Thanks Kelly!

Ron

Look for the Surprises

Today, I have the chance to meet, via conference call, with three other humor writers.  What’s amazing about these calls is that we analyze why humor works as a way to improve the quality of our humor writing.

I’ve been reading some of Bill Bryson’s columns from his book I’m a Stranger Here Myself. What I found was that Bryson, who is a travel writer, takes us to both familiar and unfamiliar places  but surprises us all along the way.

For instance, when describing one of the few times he ever visited the ocean, he says, “I was a college student on spring break and far too intoxicated to notice a landscape feature as subtle as an ocean.”

That is brilliant writing and brilliant humor.  He could have just said that he was too drunk to notice the ocean.  Instead, he surprises us with “a landscape feature as subtle as” the ocean.  That simple understatement, when compared to the vastness of the ocean, makes for hilarious and surprising humor.

So, when you’re trying to add more humor into your work or personal life – just as I try to make my writing funnier – try to see those things that are not obvious.  That’s where the true surprise of humor awaits.

Ron

Singing Health Information Technology

We can always present information using pie charts, graphs, PowerPoint slides, and thousands of bullets, but here is more creative way to do it.

Ross Martin’s “HITECH:  An Interoperetta in Three Acts”

Enjoy.

Ron