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A Surgeon That’s Got a Personality!

As I mentioned on my previous blog, my 15 year-old son had ACL surgery a few days ago.  He was a bit nervous even though we all knew it was somewhat routine.

The surgeon came up to talk with my son and he was just great.

He said, “I just finished watching the instructional video so I’m ready to do the surgery now.  I’m going to practice on that other patient over there before I get to you.  And in case you’re wondering, we got the ligament from a pretty good athlete.  But he was a second string guy.  Nobody will miss him.”

He was great and made my son much more relaxed.

For those of you in healthcare, this type of humor doesn’t just work with kids!

Ron

How to Have Fun in Healthcare

If you’ve ever doubted that fun can be a treatment option, check out this article in USA Today about a prom held for a cancer patient at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.

For one cancer patient, it was a prom to remember

Way cool.

Ron

Cocoa Krispies is Not Healthy?

San Francisco attorney Dennis Herrera has challenged Kellogg Company suggesting that Cocoa Krispies does not “support your child’s immunity” as the cereal boxes previously claimed.  If you’d like to read the more serious version of this issue, go here:  S.F.’s Dennis Herrera Stands up to Kellogg.

Is Kellogg so stupid that it thinks we will believe that a brown sugary rice cereal that turns your milk an unnatural color is good for your immune system?  Please.  And are we, as consumers, stupid enough to believe it?  I’d like nothing more than for Cocoa Krispies to be good for me.  But as Jack Lalanne said, “If it tastes good, spit it out.”  Some of you may question whether Cocoa Krispies does taste good and I will allow you that.  I’m more of a Cap’n Crunch man myself anyway.  But most of the children in America would place a vote of confidence in the tastiness of Cocoa Krispies.

For the past few years, I only eat cereal that looks and tastes like sticks or bark.  Otherwise, I’m afraid I’ll get cancer or that my intestines will bind up.  So, I’ve eaten none of that sugary breakfast goodness I enjoyed in my younger years.

But even as our country gets healthier, the food industry keeps peddling crap and tries to convince us that it’s healthy crap.

We should all stand up to these corporate idiots like Dennis Herrera did and demand a change.  Lets join together and tell them, “We’re not eating your crap until it tastes like crap.”

Ron

Kids Have It Good

I just got back from taking my son to the orthodontist.  It was like a factory in there.  Kids in one side and out the other.  Five chairs filled at all times and more on deck in the waiting area.

For us parents, there were lots of magazines in the waiting area.  Redbook, Field and Stream, Hygienists Gone Wild.  My particular favorite is People.  In fact, I try to schedule some sort of doctor’s visit every few weeks so I don’t have to subscribe.  Besides magazines thought, there’s not much more for the parents.

But you know what the kids get?  A Mario Brothers video game and cookies.  Yep, fun and food.

These two simple items make arriving at and leaving the orthodontist fun.  If the doctor is running behind (which never happens even though he moves more kids through there than Chicago O’Hare Airport), you can play some Mario Brothers.  If the visit causes you some discomfort, oh, there’s a delicious cookie for you as you leave.

It’s brilliant.

Next time you adults go to the doctor, the dentist, or God forbid the emergency room, look around for the items that are designed to make your visit more fun.  Occasionally, I’ll get lucky and discover a copy of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.  More likely, I get artificial plants, a grumpy receptionist, and a big sign that tells me to pay upon leaving or else they’ll give me my illness back.

Kids have it good.

Ron

Humor Is The Source of a New Life!

After laughing so hard at the Big Kahuna Comedy Club, a pregnant woman in Oregon went into labor and eventually gave birth to a heatlhy daughter.  The new mother said, “It had been a really good night of comedy.  When I got up to leave, I realized my water had broken.”

In the past, a comedian’s goal was to make you laugh until milk came out of your nose.  Now, the bar has clearly been raised.

Ron

Children Don’t Want Healthcare

I’ve referenced The Onion before.  It’s a hilarious satirical news source.  Check out this great video on healthcare for children:

The Onion Video on Healthcare for Children

Now that’s funny.

Ron

Humor in the Midst of Death?

I attended a pediatric palliative care conference a few weeks ago and was amazed at occurrences of humor in the midst of such a serious conference.

One of the highlights for me was hearing poet, author and funeral director Thomas Lynch speak. He is a very funny man and interspersed between poignant comments on how we approach death in this country, he pointed out the absurdity of our failure to embrace what’s really going on.

In particular, he reminded us that the purpose of a funeral, in part, is to grieve and yet we often try to avoid the pain associated with this process. He showed slides of these new “theme” funerals through which families can create a “scene” at the funeral home which in some way represents the personality of the deceased.

One slide showed a cowboy theme complete with a saddle on the coffin, a split rail fence and tumbleweed. Yee-hah. Another was a golf motif with clubs and a putting green. Of course that would imply that the dead person had just “puttered” out. Finally, my favorite was the generic sports scene which included a recliner, wide screen TV with ESPN’s SportCenter playing and a refrigerator full of beer – and of course, the coffin.

Just for the record, when I die I do not want a theme funeral unless it involves Heather Locklear.

After my presentation on humor at this pediatric hospice conference, a woman shared a wonderful story with me: Her infant son had died and after they removed the feeding tube from his nose, his lip was slightly disfigured from the tape that held the tube. At the same moment, she and her husband began to laugh because she said her son’s lip “looked like Elvis.” Even in the midst of the most challenging loss we can imagine, a bit of laughter can cross our lips.

It only takes being around those who have experienced death first-hand to understand that humor is a welcome lightness amidst the heaviness of sadness.

Ron

If I Didn’t Laugh, I’d Cry

So how do you see the humor in healthcare?

When I was ten years old, I got hit by a car. OK, so that’s not too funny. The result was a compound fracture of my femur (the long bone in my thigh). OK, that’s not really funny either. To reset the bone, I was put in traction (a medieval device using a pin drilled through my leg to pull the bone back into the proper position). Again, not so funny. I was in traction for five weeks followed by six weeks in a full lower body cast. And while this was not particularly funny either, there were things that happened in the midst of the unfunniness that were actually quite funny.

My encounter with the car occurred about 100 yards from home. Shortly after the accident, my pastor happened to drive by. He immediately stopped to offer his help and my father asked him to go check on my mother back at the house. So picture this: My mother’s 10 year-old son had just been hit by a car. My father told her to stay in the house for fear that she’d get too upset. She heard the ambulance go by and began to worry. Then, the pastor walks in! Now that’s funny. It took some time for my mom to see the humor but that’s understandable considering that my pastor almost had a heart attack when my mother screamed.

A few weeks later while I was in the pediatric unit of the hospital, a group of girls from a local church came by to cheer up all the kids. They filled my room and proceeded to sing 57 verses of “Kum Bah Yah.” It made the guitar riff in “Freebird” sound like a short little ditty. At the time, I didn’t really see the humor but later, when I was able to stop gritting my teeth, I laughed out loud.

After eleven grueling weeks of immobility I was finally “released” from my cast and scheduled for physical therapy so I could learn how to walk again. My therapist was a gruff old man who smoked cigars and seemed a bit annoyed by the presence of patients. When I arrived for my first session, he told me to get on the exam table and lay on my back. He asked how far I could bend my leg. I showed him that I could only bend it slightly without a great deal of pain. Then, without warning, he punched me in the stomach. Both my knees reflexed up to my chest.

“Good,” he said.

As the tears rolled down my cheeks, I thought, “Now, that was funny.”

Ron

A Fun Visit to the Doctor?

My son Ryan is prone to heat rashes. Has been all of his life. So when he complained of a rash across his midsection, we assumed that once again, he had overheated and broken out in the familiar galaxy of red bumps.

A few days later, he complained of more itching and more bumps. We took a look at the expanding spread of dots and using our parental diagnostic skills (combined with my ten years of hospice social work during which I learned just enough medical information to misdiagnose most common illnesses), we determined that this was not a typical heat rash. So we took him to the pediatrician.

By the way, my son wanted to know how long he has to go to the “kid doctor” since he is now 13 and in his mind, he’s nearly an adult and ready to draw social security. I assured him that we would let him know when it’s time to move up to a doctor who doesn’t use a teddy bear stethoscope.

We got lucky on this particular visit and drew a cool doctor. She whipped Ryan’s shirt up and rubbed her fingers all over his rash (no gloves either). She looked at his arms and legs and touched just about every blemish on him. I was amazed. I remember when my grad school roommate who was in medical school said the proper procedure for a rash was as follows:
1. If you don’t know what it is, don’t touch it.
2. If you know what it is, there’s no need to touch it.

I was quite impressed by this doctor who had no problem touching a rash.

She diagnosed him with poison ivy on his arms and a systemic reaction to the poison ivy on his abdomen. I told her I had experienced a bad case of poison ivy when I was a child. She laughed and then told us about her husband who had always confidently claimed that he “never gets” poison ivy. Until one day when he fell off his bike into a whole “mess of it.” A week later, covered in calamine lotion, he confessed that perhaps he does get poison ivy.

Later, after the doctor had prescriped a steroid treatment, I asked her about possible side effects that I should be aware of. She said they were minimal but that she did remember on kid who hallucinated and saw animals on his bedroom wall but thought that was rare.

My son’s eyes got big. I laughed. I thought it was really funny that she told us about the possibility of hallucinating.

We left the doctor’s office that day feeling good that we now knew what the rash was and that the doctor had made the visit a bit more fun. All in all, I think my son will choose to go back to this kid doctor no matter how old he is.

Ron